If This Is Where Political Correctness Takes Us, I'm In If It Ends In A Threesome

...And you will understand the title in juuuuuust a minute.






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\r\n[*Edited to add: after viewing, Samara B. pointed out that at no point did either "legal team" mention possible pregnancy. LMFAO.*]

The Great 360 Playlist Challenge.

So, I have friends. Not as many as some, but quite a few nonetheless.



And today has been sort of a day for theme music.



So: I've decided to create a playlist of music, with videos depending on YouTube, for my friends.



But Wait, There's More. â„¢



See, what I'm gonna do is one song per person, granted not for EVERYONE on my friends list, but for the ones I cross-comment with the most. You know who you are.



I'm not tagging anybody, or anything retarded like that; this is my idea, but if anyone else feels like doing the same thing, feel free. I was just thinking about how people are always saying that such-and-such song reminds them of so-and-so, and figured "Why not try it out?"



So, without further ado: The Great 360 Playlist.





April. Because even if there's no Amish where you are, you know EXACTLY what living in the sticks is all about.


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\r\nBill. Because dammit, you just say anything that crosses your mind. And that should be applauded.
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\r\nJim. Because if there's anyone who lives in his own world, dude, it's you - but you're interesting and cool anyway.
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\r\nKJ. Because you're a total pervert, and EVERYONE wants you. BECAUSE you're a total pervert. That rocks.
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\r\nLinda. Because yours is. And it's cool, and funny.
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\r\nRina. Because you claim to be evil, despite the fact that you're actually just cool.
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\r\nSamara. This was such a toss-up... this one, or Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. This one edged it out.
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\r\nSheila. This song only because I know this is your guilty pleasure band, or one of them anyway. You're way cooler than this song, IMO.
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\r\nAmy. Because if there's anyone EVER, in ALL THE WORLD, who's familiar with the subject of this song, it's you, babe.
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\r\nWendy. Because you always make me laugh, and if there's anything sillier than this song, I've never heard it.
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\r\nAnd last, but most definitely not least, Tara. Because you have; you do; you will; and most likely, you are right now.
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\r\nIf you're not on this list, don't think I don't care; it's most likely just that I wanted a videos-only list and couldn't find a video for you.

Ok, Now That's Funny...

Probably not work safe, but funny as hell.



Gotta love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. I'd vote for them in '08 - I don't personally agree with most of Jon Stewart's personal politics, but his bullshit detector is unparalleled.



Without further ado:









Now THAT's funny.

The Music Challenge!

Since I'm in a good mood, I will share.



I read and commented on Sheila's blog post about this, so here goes:



When you comment, and ask for a letter, I assign you one. You have to ask - I'm not tagging, because it's irritating. But I give you a letter, and then you have to come up with 10 song titles starting with that letter. Then, if anyone wants a letter, you assign them one.



Sheila gave me "O," so here goes.

1. Omens - King Diamond, Abigail
2. Out From The Asylum - King Diamond, Them
3. Overlord - Bolt Thrower, Who Dares Wins
4. The Oath - Mercyful Fate, Don't Break The Oath
5. Obsolete - Fear Factory, Obsolete
6. One Last Sunset - Killswitch Engage, Killswitch Engage

Now give me a sec...






Only - Nine Inch Nails, With Teeth
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\r\nOnly - Anthrax, Sound of White Noise
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\r\nOf Mice And Men - Megadeth, The System Has Failed
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\r\nOf One Blood - Shadows Fall, Of One Blood
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Now, THAT's Funny.

Not work- or family- safe, though.



Anyway, without futher ado, the "Fucking Short" version of the comedy classic, The Big Lebowski.




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Now THAT'S What I Call "An Immersive Music Experience."

Does anyone remember the iMac?



You know, that computer from Apple that looked like a half grapefruit with a lampshade on top that came in funny colors and was never upgradeable, ever?



Well, even if you don't, do you remember the ADS for that?



Well, back in the day when that was new, some witty gentleman concocted a parody of their overblown, trippy advertising. He called it the "iBrator." And here it is:




\r\nAnyway, following good ideas seems to be a specialty of the companies that accessorize for the Apple iPod.
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\r\nI hereby present to you, without further ado, the "OhMiBod" iPod vibrator. The world's first and so far only vibrator that synchronizes its vibration to your music playlist, by hooking it to your iPod. It has what the website quaintly refers to as "acsexories." It runs off two AA batteries, and their website lets you share playlists for use with it over iTunes.
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\r\nGo get 'em, girls! It's only - wait for it - $69.
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